We swear by the fundamentals of absurdism
of that all we have learned
our solutions will mimic the ludicrousness
that we employ in our education, research, and other related shit.
No sir, freedom needs a definition, an academic one
about independence, who could define that?
It’s a controversial-ized
and by the way, freedom and independence are two different entities
prior dependent on the relative flexibility of the two contemporaneous blotch(s)
within the marvelously designed context of coordinates, space and time
while the latter one acts as a diminutive module within the prior
there we go; now what do Kashmiris want?
Well, we would tell you what they want;
air, water, food (probably); how about
housing loans, iPads, tiled roofs; well yes
they want development
bilateral trade, you see;
build more roads, buildings
give them jobs, dig tunnels.
Trade should start from both sides
open the check-points, monitor them.
Talks are important, keep on with the engagement;
engage all sections in Kashmir;
and when we say Kashmir, we don’t just mean Kashmir.
Kashmir includes Jammu, Ladakh, PoK, Gilgit, Skardu,
Honolulu, Falkland Island, Baffin bay.
Important also is the say of Manmohan, Jagmohan, Rohan, Sohan,
Almardu, Sokardu, Gunanshu; of Mr. Robin,
Mr. Masharfan, Mr. Tenperson and others, and
their children and their toys; the Monkey,
the Donkey, one Bear and other Mules.
To comprehend our meticulously arduous task
to comply with the SOPs of the theories
we would need live samples of the assassinated,
maimed, bundled youth. See you all the next season.
(Shoaib Rafiq is a student.)