Got these from a friend. Enjoy.
Lost on 25 March, the Delhi police commissioner’s dog was soon found, giving star news an opportunity to ‘break news’ and do a special show replacing a news bulletin. Below: they continued flashing the news and calling it ‘breaking’ even when other news forced itself on to the screen.
Even when it’s advertisement time, the channel has to run breaking news flashes: this one, I don’t know which channel, says Amitabh Bachchan’s got a cold.
Below: this cat is not even the policfe commissioner’s, she’s just been sitting on a ledge, refusing to move for over six hours now. The anchor seems so happy doing this. Heavy news comes with so much responsibility and asking intelligent, or even intelligible questions requires so much effort. And then there’s Billo Rani the cat. Who then jumped down by herself after all, overcoming her fear of the Aaj tak camera.
Breaking news again: Rahul Gandhi just has dal, poori and a vegetable.