Did you know terrorists are running amok in Delhi University??
Spreading philosophy, pornography, germs, viruses and worse!! What is the government doing??
Never fear! The wheels of justice are grinding ever closer, to a halt. The Delhi Police have installed surveillance cameras at sites of strategic importance, to catch these mad killers in the act!
In collaboration with the Delhi Police [With you, For you, Always] intrepid investigators from the Kafila Anti-terrorism Squad [KATS: With You, For You, Always-Already] have been on the prowl. And our surveillance cameras have found terrorists under surveillance cameras everywhere!
AT: Morris Nagar Chowk!
AT: Patel Chest!
AT: D.U.S.U. Office!
AT: Hindu College-Ramjas College crossing!
And how did they get here? On the Metro.
Delhi University is under attack! Sleeper cells are standing!
Plots are being hatched!
Subversives are being dispatched!
How will they be catched??
When snakes nest in the garden of eden only the bitter fruit of knowledge can smoke them out!
We know who they are, and more importantly we know where they are (under the cameras i.e.)…Doing exactly what we have been warned about. Thank god for the cameras. Without them dark, nefarious, secret deeds would never see the harsh light of day! Be Inert! Sorry…Alert! Stay Awake! Constant Vigilance!
Watch out all you students and subversives, naxals and neurotics, communists and cabbalists, paedophiles and perverts, teetotalers and terrorists, homosexuals and hornblowers, vegetarians, dipsomaniacs, insomniacs, foot-fetishists – we’re onto you!
Eternally in your service in the War against Error