I am not particularly fond of reviewing the writing of party-hacks or hired guns or mediocrities trying to fill their bellies. But citizens watching the struggle of the striking ASHA workers in Kerala’s capital city might be interested in how the ruling government’s toadies engage in logic- and plain fact-denying gymnastics to serve their masters. That is the only reason why I am taking apart this Facebook post by the (future) Secretary of the (yet to be formed) CITU-affiliated Kerala Fallacy-Peddlers and Outright and Recycled Lie Vendors Union (a post that surely must be reward for the production of such egregiousness-guaranteed discourse in ample quantities).